 Is preemptive military action against Iran feasible, or are its nuclear facilities too dispersed and hardened? What would you do other than accept Iran as a nuclear power?
- Martin Eeger
Raleigh, N.C. |
 General Zod replies:Silence, you meddling mortal. We start in our own back yard by demolishing our own nuclear weapons stockpile. Then Iran will hand theirs over. I truly believe we can use them to collapse the moon. Our moon on Krypton would surely have withstood such a barrage. Not yours, I regret. |
 These gas prices are out of control, man. I had to pay $57 the other day to fill up my Cadillac Escalade Accessories. What are you gonna do about that?
- Dave Medigenas
Chicago, IL |
General Zod replies:Silence your ravings or my first duty as President will be to send you to the salt mines. This is the price you pay for your $32,000 SUV. You knew what you were getting into when you bought it. I suggest that you get a smaller car so that you can fatten your bank account for my eventual pillaging. |
 Mr. Zod, will there be lots of toys when you are President?
- Katie Vargas
Spokane, WA |
General Zod replies:Child, let me explain something quite important to you. Under my new order, I allow you to live. In return for your obedience, you enjoy my generous protection. I expect tribute. Your tricycle, your dolls, everything you own. All these you will gladly give to me. All swear allegience to Zod! |
